Bocelli To Perform For Il Duce Trump?
Every time I channel-surf past a PBS fundraiser with Andrea Bocelli, I break out in hives. He pours vocal syrup over everything he touches. I cannot even evaluate him musically because I can’t bear to listen to him sing for more than a few seconds. It looks as if Bocelli may be the one A-list talent willing to grovel for the dictator at the Inaugural. According to a report in Page Six, the Italian Bocelli — hire a foreigner to make America great again! — “is being personally approached by Il Duce Donald Trump to perform at the inauguration.†The piece goes on to claim that the 58-year-old crooner, who is blind, is set to meet with Trump on Friday—one day after his sold-out performance at Madison Square Garden.
