No Male Full Frontal In “Fifty Shades”

Jamie Dornan (pictured) is keeping his junk tucked away. Which is just one more sign of how the imminent screen adaptation of “Fifty Shades of Grey” is as ridiculous as most of us have long surmised. How do you make a “mainstream” porno film without full-on nudity? Jamie got pretty candid in the January issue of Variety talking about everything from learning how to properly whip someone to keeping his man bits in a tiny purse: “It’s like one of those little satchels that Robin Hood or someone of that era would have tied on to his belt.”

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