James Brown Isn’t Buried Yet
I couldn’t believe it, either, but that’s what the King of Soul‘s chauffeur says in a new book, according to the Guardian: ‘William Murrell is the don of drivers – the chauffather, if you will. For 30 years he has been the man behind the stretch-limo wheel for the stellar likes of James Brown, Michael Jackson, Prince, Mary J Blige, Chris Rock, Don King and the Reverend Al Sharpton. But more than their chauffeur, he has been their conspirator, their confidant. He knows where the bodies are buried – or not buried. “He’s been dead since 2006 but he still hasn’t been [properly] buried – he’s at his daughter’s house,†alleges Murrell of the godfather of funk and soul, whom he drove for 15 years, to concerts, restaurants, even his doctor. “They muminized [sic] his body so he would never rot, at $140,000 cost. Why? When you got almost 20 kids and six wives it’s hard to get you in the ground.â€
‘Brown was officially married three times and is said to have sired a mere nine children, but why let a little exaggeration get in the way of a good yarn? Murrell has a lifetime’s worth of tall tales, although only a few of them have made their way into his first foray into literature, 365 Things That Make Ya Go Hmmm – Wisdom and Wit by William.’