Brazil Almost Kills Pop’s Only Lady
Now that all her competition has turned into trashy whores (Miley being only the latest to join the ranks of Rihanna, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry), we must more than ever treasure Beyoncé (pictured), who shakes her booty just as hard as the others but somehow manages to retain a smidgen of dignity. So it is with some relief that I learn that Bey escaped the clutches of a murderous fan last night in Brazil. (Watch the video here.) What is it about Samba-land that unleashes such passion in people?
