The Facts About Porn Stars’ Bra Sizes
Because you’ve been panting to know. According a new study (I hope it received federal funding, so Republicans like Rand Paul can blow gaskets on the floor of Congress), the average starlet is someone like Nikki Lee. She’s a 5-foot-5, 117-pound Caucasian woman with brown hair and sports a 34 B-cup. (No, that’s not Nikki pictured at left: it’s Annie Hawkins. She’s ready for her John Waters close-up, doncha think?) The delectable study is called “Deep Inside: A Study of 10,000 Porn Stars and Their Careers,” conducted by Jon Millward and published on his website earlier this month. (If you haven’t finished reading LW today, don’t even think of going there.)
