Mark Sanchez Chopping Down Eva Longoria
I know we’re supposed to think that Eva “Desperate Housewives” Longoria is a serious person, because she spoke at the Democratic National Convention and all, but I can’t think of her as much more than a fame whore. Latest proof: she’s dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. I don’t expect this to last, but if Sanchez’s play starts to suffer then Eva should expect some of the fan opprobrium that greeted Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo when he dated Jessica Simpson. Date a non-athlete, Eva.
