Hemingway Wrote “Lord Of The Rings”?
Of course he didn’t, but if he had here is what it might sound like: “Frodo Baggins looked at the ring. The ring was round. It was a good ring.” And if PG Wodehouse had done the honors: “Blast! I say, bother! How can a chap overthrow the Dark Lord? I suppose I will have to delay my campaign.” These are some of the entries in a recent contest. I’m waiting for the “Rings”/”50 Shades of Grey” mash-up. Hobbit sex is undoubtedly kinky.
