Poor Lindsay Lohan Quotation Of The Day
“If an actor gets so much plastic surgery that they’re not quite the same person, they have to change their name so it’s not quite the same name. Example: ‘Did you see Lindsey Lowland on SNL last night?’ ‘No, I was watching an Arthur Schwarzegger movie.’ ‘Which one was that?’ ‘You know, that one with Dickie Rourke and Sylvester Scallion.'” That’s Rule Number One from “Bill Maher’s New Rules For Hollywood.”
