A Baby Came Out Of This Body?
The idea that Beyonce didn’t give birth to little Blue Ivy is the most delicious conspiracy theory since the notion that Sarah Palin didn’t actually pop out her little Trig. The Bey-Bey notion is given further credence by looking at the singer’s figure last night as she emerged from post-partum seclusion to see her hubby, Jay-Z, give a concert at Carnegie Hall.
Leave her alone!
How can you doubt that that body had a baby? She still has all that post-partum fat! Her booty has never been so big!
Everybody in the industry knows that Beyonce is a lesbian and that the baby was had by a surrogate. People who think otherwise are morons!
Whoever actually gave birth to that kid, I’m sure the sperm donor was Jay-Z. Let’s hope that little Blue Ivy doesn’t look like him.