[Spoiler Alert] “X Factor” Results

Really? You expected to me to cough up a comment about “X Factor“? A show I barely watched this season because I’m allergic to Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul, aversions that not even the presence of fetching host Steve Jones could cause me to overcome. Okay, I’ll say this: in addition to her other prizes, winner Melanie Amaro (pictured) should be cast in the Aretha Franklin biopic that Aretha still delusionally thinks is going to star Halle Berry. Amaro bears a striking resemblance to the young Re.

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