Rihanna Sends Steamy Lesbian Texts

The object of my affection claims that Rihanna is not gay, straight, or bisexual: she’s from Barbados, and sex is just sex down there. According to this report, the person with whom Ri-Ri most wants to go “down there” with right now is TV talk show host Chelsea Handler. I’m a little skeptical: even if there’s chemistry between them, I doubt they are the new Portia and Ellen.

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