Kardashian/Humphries Divorce: Duh!
There’s been so much hand-wringing and cultural soul-searching about the Kim Kardashian divorce that I’m tempted to ask: Didn’t you know? Everything Kim Kardashian does, right down to wiping her ass, is calculated to earn her money. Everything about her union to Kris Humphries was a lie, starting with that pure-white wedding dress. I’m amazed the union lasted 72 days. The wittiest take-down belongs to Paul Rudnick: “They didn’t even have time to make a sex tape!”
