Want Your Child To Be A Porn Star?
The latest program to turn little girls into hot ‘hos is “Dance Moms,” in which future wives of Hugh Hefner and their parents are put through boot camp to turn them into twirling terpsichores. Given how racy some of the moves are, the tots are being groomed more for the strippers’ pole than the ballet barre. But of course show-biz-hopeful moms will do anything to provide their babes with the fucked-up childhoods from which they themselves are still trying to recover.
