Christina Cougars It On “The Voice”
Have you been watching “The Voice” — you know, the “American Idol” rip-off in which X-tina is trying to revive her career like J-Lo’s doing on the other show? If you have, you’ve been learning that Chrissie is rather obsessed with a contestant called Patrick Thomas, asking him to drop his trousers. Girlfriend, just because you are newly divorced, in your 30s, and trying to bounce back from “Burlesque” doesn’t mean you have to act quite so cougarishly pathetic in front of a mass audience.