Things To Do Before World Ends…
Here’s a list of things to do before the world ends tomorrow at 6 pm. (Will God be on time, or fashionably late?) I like number four the best. In addition, I plan to be watching the following flicks off and on: “The Godfather,” “All About Eve,” and “Caged.” I’ve always dreamed of dying while Brando or Bette Davis or Hope Emerson flickered in front of me on a screen. By the way, I notice on the subway that some posters say tomorrow is Judgment Day, and others insist it’s not until October 21. Can the end-timers please coordinate their stories?
