Fake Lady Gaga Causes Chaos
The pandemonium caused by a Lady Gaga impersonator kicking up a fuss in Miami Beach — she (yes, a real girl not a real man) had 10 security guards and a four-vehicle caravan — makes me think of the old Bette Davis line: “You aren’t a true star until you have not just impersonators but demented impersonators.” Gaga’s now a true star.
