No Charlie Sheen News Today
Instead, I’ll tell you how my day started: with an exploding toilet! There I was, groggy under the effects of insomnia, trying to start my morning in a peaceful way. I did my business and reached for the toothbrush. Bam! The porcelain bowl turned into a porcelain fountain. As the water gushed, I felt I was in “The Poseidon Adventure” (see above). Finally, I mustered what little mechanical ability I have and stopped the disaster. Of course, it ceased at exactly the moment that the super arrived. (Like a rainy-day taxi, they never come when you’re in distress.) And how is your day so far?
