Brando To Sheen: “Like A Large Turd”
Now I understand why Charlie Sheen went all postal at the Plaza Hotel a few months ago: he’s been traumatized all these years by the regretful note that Marlon Brando sent him when he, Brando, couldn’t attend Charlie’s 26th birthday bash owing to illness. A small, fragrant sample of Brando’s handwritten prose: “I’m feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick.” Mmmm.
