Today’s John Waters Tidbits
“Well, I believe I’m an insider now, I don’t believe I’m one bit of an outsider—are you kidding? I lead a great life. I can say the most hideous things, and no one ever reacts negatively to them ’cause they expect it. I mean, it causes humor. Things I say get picked up by the press ’cause I’m a quote whore.†That’s John Waters, who is, of course, a god. Another keeper from the interview: “The best present you can ever give somebody is a book by their favorite author that that person never knew was written. And then you should reward them with a rim job.”