Celebs Lose Last Shred Of Privacy
Celebrities beware: Your every move beyond the gates of your home is about to be tracked — even more so than usual. A website called JustSpotted.com launches Tuesday that inform users where each of the 7,000 celebrities, including Justin Bieber, pictured that make up its database have been seen last, anywhere in the world. I have a better idea: why don’t all of these celebrities stand permanently naked in Times Square and do all their performing in rotating shifts? That way, all these ridiculously invasive websites would be rendered obsolete, because we would always know where these people are and there would be no mystery (remember mystery?) about the size of anyone’s breasts or genitalia?
