Cristiano Not Sharing Love With NK
Confession: I’ve got the TV on as I write this, with Portugal battling North Korea in the World Cup. The vuvuzela is at the ready, to be blown each time Portugal, starring the saintly (hah!) Cristiano Ronaldo (pictured), scores a goal against North Korea. My lips are sore already, since it’s 7-0 and counting. I worry about those North Korean players: you think that after such a humiliating loss they will be able to slink back home and resume their normal, privileged lives? I suspect it’s a life at hard labor for all of them.
