Brooklyn Never Looked So Good
The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue provided my boyhood with an annual dose of soft-core porn; as soon as my mother tore out the more revealing photos, I raced to the public library to “enjoy” them in the stacks. SI’s bestselling edition is back, and I’m sure the cover subject — Andy Roddick’s wife, Brooklyn Decker: a nom de porn if ever there was one — will undoubtedly accelerate the pubescence of 12-year-old boys nationwide.
