Madonna: I Might Adopt Again
Some stars have sing-offs or dance-offs to determine who’s tops; Angelina Jolie and Madonna, apparently, are having an adopt-off, to see who can take in the most kids. This observation is prodded by the news that Madge may adopt another child. She and Angie still have a long way to go to match the brood size of Mia Farrow; and Madge and Angie also have a long way to go to match the classy and discreet (no press conferences called) way that Mia provided homes for each of her kids.