“Karamazov” Film: 12 Intermissions
Executives at Paramount Pictures announced Monday that production had finally wrapped on “The Brothers Karamazov,” a new film adaptation that concludes at the precise moment most readers give up on the classic Russian novel. It was also revealed that the flick will also include 12 intermissions, during which portions of the latest John Grisham–inspired film will appear onscreen. Popcorn sales should be tremendous.
