Tight Support For Your Junk
Who’d have thought that William Shatner was ahead of his time when he tried to reduce the size of his paunch? To be fair, those 70s lycra all-in-one suits the Star Trek costume department put him in weren’t ever going to flatter someone with a few extra centimetres of podge. The new precisionâ„¢ pants — i.e. male corset — are by an Australian brand called Equmen, and they’re desperate to appeal to men. The come-on: “With seamless compression, [product] provides targeted muscle support for improved body mechanics. With a ventilated, precision-fit pouch and moisture-wicking fabric, EQUMEN PRECISION UNDERWEAR deliver the ultimate in comfort and fit.” Whenever I read the word “pouch” on a package of male undies, I flinch; it’s almost as bad as hearing “smegma.”
