Why Are Models Robbing People?
This is starting to become such a trend that I’m sure there’s a TV-network conferencing about a related reality show as you’re reading this. I’m talking about all the models — you know, the professional pretty boys — who have been arrested or convicted for robberies. This week has brought us the story of the gay porn-star twins (pictured) who have worked as both models and burglars, and the tale of a Hugo Boss model who’s been knocking over gas stations and delis. Which ex-model-turned-actor (Mark Wahlberg? Ashton Kutcher?) will star in the inevitable feature film based on all this?
