Who’ll Be The New Third Stooge?
As you may have already heard, Sean Penn has decided to quit Hollywood for a year, reportedly to “focus on his family.” Vulture applauds him for it — just think of the money it would save if more of our exorbitantly salaried celebrities took yearlong sabbaticals to do the things everyone else has to do while working full-time jobs. Still, his vacation will leave a Penn-size hole in the Farrelly brothers’ planned “Three Stooges” movie, in which the crotchety actor (who hasn’t made anyone laugh since he played Spicoli) was to portray Larry, alongside Jim Carrey and Benicio del Toro.