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Everyone knows that the fashion world is its own best parody. But that hasn’t kept gay Austrian fashionista Bruno (left), whose movie arrives next month, from starring in his own send-up. But are his Twitter musings any more outrageous than those of Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld (right)? Below are eight tweets from Baron Baron Cohen (aka Bruno) and Kaiser Karl. Guess which is which.

– “Just back from uncle’s funeral. Had fight mit egomaniac priest. Apparently it’s rude to ask for ze church wifi password during a service.”
– “On this day [Jan 1st] each year, I soak the previous year’s calendar in my mother’s favourite perfume and then set it ablaze. Here’s to a fresh start!”
– “I want to eat egg – but zere’s no instructions how to open it! No zipper, nothing!

– “My dream? Transparent fur. The hair on plastic and not on leather. We’ve tried, but nobody has found it yet.”
– “Florals are for middle-aged women with weight problems.”
– “I think I’m going to have a dinner party where no one speaks. I’ll give all my guests pens and pads instead of the usual dinner conversation.”
– “I have a fear of flying – coach class. Got off plane from rear today und saw coach for 1st time. Mein Gott! It’s like a prison for uglys!”
– “Fashion is ze lifesavingest of all sciences. NOT ONE suicide bomber has ever blown themselves up wearing Marc Jacobs. U do ze mathematischer.”

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by Brendan Lemon | 6/14/09 | Leave a comment |