Humor Break: New Food Item
I don’t mean to poach on the territory of LemonWade’s knowledgeable new food writer, Tom Steele, but I couldn’t resist publishing this photo as a Humor Break — or is it a Potty Break? There’s actually a new product on the market called Shitto. It’s a “hotly spiced pepper sauce.” (I thought that Charro had that phrased trademarked.) I guess whoever makes the stuff couldn’t afford focus groups before they launched.
And don’t forget the candy called Dingleberries! Obviously, Shitto and Dingleberries should be on the same menu, with a little gravy boat of warm Preparation-H sauce.