Kirstie Alley’s New Profession
It’s now official: The profession that Kirstie Alley puts down on her federal-tax return is not “actor” but “weight-gain spokesperson.” And yes, I know how cruelly ironic it is to put this posting just above that of Mia Farrow fasting to spotlight the heartbreaking starvation and cruelty going on in Africa. Darfur starves while Kirstie pigs out on butter.
