Swine Flu Means No Kissing!
In response to the rising threat of Swine Flu, the director of the Center for Disease Control has issued some recommendations for preventative measures to take against the illness. One such measure is, ‘People in areas where swine flu has infiltrated should avoid kissing each other hello and goodbye.’ As NY Magazine pointed out, ‘Drunkenly making out apropros of nothing, however, is fine.’ Regardless of whether you take this advice, I would make doubly sure to use protection if you’re in a relationship with a pig or a bird. Take no chances.
