Don Johnson: Porn Director
Don Johnson continues his comedy streak with a turn as a mustachioed porn director in “Born to Be a Star,” the Adam Sandler and Jack Giarraputo-produced pic. Nick Swardson is starring as a small-town nerd who learns his quiet and demure parents were famous porn stars in the 1970s. This motivates him to leave northern Iowa for Hollywood, hoping to follow in their footsteps and fulfill his destiny as the biggest adult-film star in the world. Johnson plays a down-on-his-luck director who discovers Swardson and gives him a shot. Gee, I wonder if anybody concerned has seen “Boogie Nights.”