Conservatives Consume More Porn

According to this study, eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year’s presidential election, while six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama. Explanations: 1) Liberals can get sex, while conservatives have to watch it; 2) Conservatives are more into sex all-around; 3): Conservatives are bigger hypocrites than liberals; 4) Liberals can’t afford to buy porn!

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