Love-Sick Parrot Put On Prozac
A seven-year-old female parrot in Britain is besotted with its owner and went into a rage whenever the woman’s husband went close to her. Now the neurotic parrot has been put on the bird equivalent of Prozac and started on a behavioural course to combat her jealousy. Experts believe the parrot had taken on the dominant role within the family and needs to be retrained to accept her true place in the household. Trust me: there’s going to be a feature film — or at least a TV movie — about this birdie.
