Another Reason To Avoid Fox News
Last night I think I witnessed what may be the all-time-champ in the category of “Too Much Information.” Ernest Borgnine (pictured), who back in the Dark Ages had a TV show called “McHale’s Navy,” and is known to film buffs for his work in pictures like “The Wild Bunch,” was appearing on Fox News to promote his new book. The 91-year-old Borgnine was asked the secret to his longevity. He replied, “I masturbate a lot.” (Here’s the video, if you can stomach it.) Gee, I wonder if his late wife Ethel Merman just rolled a full two or three revolutions in her grave.
